In The Box
- Columbus Peppered Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Sopressata Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Calabrese Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Chorizo Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Italian Dry Chub, 8 oz
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
When the moon in the sky looks like meat that's been dried -- That's salami
When the waves of the sea smell of charcuterie -- That's salami
When your feelings are true and "just flowers" won't do -- That's salami
When your love for your hub leads to five tasty chubs -- That's salami!
Don't get us wrong, we're pro flowers! Flowers produce honey which makes the world and BBQ wings that much sweeter. Without flowers, the Rose Parade would just be another LA morning traffic jam. But rarely will flowers woo a man.
Some men are literally colorblind to the beauty of a bouquet. Other guys just aren't turned on by being handed yet another thing to try to keep alive. Since fresh-cut flowers don't cut it for men, we've made some delicious improvements to the traditional bouquet.
The Salami Snackphrodisiac
We began with the classic flower bouquet, then taste-tested and replaced every flower that wasn't of sufficient flavor with chunks of seasoned charcuterie. Before we knew it, all the flora was gone and five 8 oz. sticks of full-flavored salami remained. Success.
These seasoned salami sticks are attached to stems, wrapped as a bouquet, and hidden inside a boring, cliche flower box that can be delivered anywhere for a private or public declaration of delicious affection. It's a sensual salami surprise that is sure to kickstart full-scale romance.
When he peels back the wrap and his heart gives a clap -- That's salami
When the smell makes him drool like a love-bitten fool -- That's salami
When there's oil on your skin and a flirtatious grin -- That's salami
When the mood is just right and you snack through the night -- That's salami!
Jan 5th 2018
Best Apology Gift I've Ever Sent
The only time I've ever apologized I decided instead of flowers I'd send this. It was an instant hit. My boyfriend loved it and laughed his head off when he saw how it was packaged. The salami itself was very tasty and a good selection. Would absolutely send this again as a gift.
Dec 4th 2017
Loved everything about this salami! Great gift to bring to host for a party.
Feb 15th 2017
My husband just opened his and started crying he was laughing so hard!!! He loves it!! We can't wait for them to come back in stock to send to his friends
Jan 31st 2017
What an awesome and creative gift for Valentine's Day! I love the design of the box and how it says MC Bouquets on the outside and "Surprise, It's Meat!" on the inside. The only bummer is that the box got a little beat up during shipping. However, when I opened it up I was pleasantly surprised to see the bouquet was sitting perfectly inside and presented very nicely. I can't wait for my boyfriend to open it! I'd love to see even more unique holiday gifts like this in the future from ManCrates! Keep up the good work.