Morning Glory Crate

$69.99
53 reviews

In The Box

Patriotic Pancakes

  • Protein-packed Power Cakes
  • Batter Dispenser
  • Marionberry Syrup

Heat Handlers

  • Cast-iron Bacon Press
  • Metal Egg Rings
  • Custom Bacon Flipper

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

It's Morning in America

America was once the promised land of breakfast abundance. Flapjacks stacked high as skyscrapers, children frolicking in sprinklers of sweet maple syrup, and an unsubsiding sizzle of bacon and eggs from diners on every corner.

But we turned our backs on breakfast, America. We started counting calories instead of pancake toppings, traded forks and knives for smoothie straws, and let the catchy jingles of deranged cereal mascots turn our kids into sugar zombies, all in the name of convenience.

Wake up, America, and re-experience the supreme strength and satisfaction of a glorious morning meal.

Breakfast is the Breakfast of Champions

93% of Americans consider breakfast the most important meal of the day, but only 44% of Americans eat breakfast every day. According to statistics, 49% of Americans aren't real Americans.

Kick start your day with a tall-stack of marionberry-drizzled, protein-infused Power Cakes, or basically the A-Team in pancake form. Every delicious flapjack is packed with enough testosterone to immediately disqualify you from any professional sporting league.

And the Batter Blaster produces perfect pancakes with just a simple squeeze, so making Power Cakes is as easy as making them disappear. Chew on that, Communism!

Bring Our Country Back for Seconds

Over 31 million Americans skip breakfast every day, and our great country is $18 trillion in debt. Coincidence? We think not.

We dusted off the greatest tools of the once great breakfast era: A set of egg rings to impose order upon those runny whites, the cast-iron bacon press to keep the heat fully on the meat, and a wooden bacon flipper, because tongs are clumsy and chopsticks are hard.

A hopeful future begins with a hearty breakfast prepared by the Morning Glory Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Kelly
    Apr 12th 2017
    Great Birthday gift

    Sent this to my father for his birthday and he loved it. I think he was groaning, thinking I was sending him another fitness gadget. He got a workout opening the crate, which he thought was really fun and was psyched with the Morning Glory contents! He loves pancakes and hasn't had a good one in a long time. Great gift ideas for a really difficult to buy for man!

    Karen Kreh
    Mar 29th 2017
    AWESOME Birthday Gift!!

    We sent to our son for his Birthday and he LOVED it. The video of opening the crate was priceless and a HUGE hit! The only challenge - the bacon tongs - he pulled them out of the box and they snapped. This will not be our last order with Man Crates!

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    MAN CRATES EDIT:

    Hey there Karen, sorry to hear about the bacon tongs! Please give us a buzz so that we can get on replacing those tongs ASAP!! You can reach us at 866-902-7260. Glad to hear that everything else went off without a hitch!

    Cheers,
    James
    Head Customer Champion
    Team Man Crates

    Jessica Hayden
    Feb 15th 2017
    Bacon tongs

    My husband received this crate as a Christmas present from my parents. He loves it other then the Bacon tongs. They broke only on his second use. Everything else is fine. The batter and syrup were amazingly good.

    Rachel
    Apr 8th 2016
    Great birthday present

    My best friend loved this crate! I got it for her for her birthday and she had a blast opening it with not a splinter in sight. She loves the bacon press. She believes that bacon is too heavenly for earth, and that is why God created bacon shrinkage. Thank the lord she doesn't have to deal with it anymore!

    kellie
    Feb 15th 2016
    Sooo...MY better half is hooked on man crates!!

    This was the perfect Valentine's Day Gift for my boyfriend. He absolutely loved it!!! He loved the pancakes and the syrup...and it was an added bonus that it was all good for him...since he does workout and watches what he eats. I will definitely be spoiling him with more man crates in the future. He loved the crate too!!!

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