Exotic Meats Crate

$99.99
189 reviews

In The Box

Cured & Cultured

  • Venison Jerky
  • Wild Boar Jerky
  • Biltong Beef Jerky
  • Elk Jerky
  • Buffalo Jerky
  • Alligator Jerky

Safari Sticks

  • Pheasant Jerky Stick, 1 oz
  • Maple Duck Jerky Stick, 1 oz
  • Ostrich Jerky Stick, 1 oz
  • Alligator Jerky Stick, 1 oz

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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    Some shipping restrictions apply
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    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

The Feast of Beast

We've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss em on a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land.

The More, The Meatier

The Exotic Meats Man Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced ostrich, alligator, duck, pheasant, buffalo, elk, venison, and boar meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!"

And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate.

The Most Interesting Meat in the World

We've also expanded the curation process to include Biltong, South Africa's treasured method of preserving delicious meats. This thin-cut beef treat is the Meat Supreme in the dried animal kingdom, and it literally means "rump tongue" in Dutch--drop that knowledge bomb on your friends and they'll swoon over your intelligence. Swoon, we say!

Devour the samplers, and prepare for the Feast of Beast.

Customer Reviews

    Amber
    Jan 7th 2018
    Perfect for “That Guy”

    I was fortunate enough to acquire a new man-friend just a few weeks prior to his birthday. He buys what he wants, when he wants us, making him the worst person to gift. This was SPOT ON. He loved getting to smash into the crate. As an avid meat-lover, he loved everything that was inside as well. This is the perfect gift for any man in your life.

    Marisa Diaz
    Jan 5th 2018
    I knew I was paying for the experience of the crate

    I knew I was paying for the experience of the crate, not really the goodies inside. When the gift was received the box writing, built up hella suspense. My brother was ready to wrestle this crate and it opened up with absolutely no effort. I ordered 4 boxes and only 2 of the 4 were sealed properly. It was a huge disappointment. The jerky as good but come on, I didn't intentionally pay $100 bucks just for jerky. Wanted to love it

    Franklin Brown
    Dec 31st 2017
    Success

    My oldest son has really been hard to buy for, until this Christmas. I came across the Exotic meats crate. I knew I had hit on a winner. When he opened it, he was so taken by the unexpected surprise, he ask for the websight to order one for his boss. Thanks

    unhappy customer
    Dec 28th 2017
    Jerky Crate

    The jerky is good, but for the price the amount received is really poor. The profit margin on this is huge. Neat concept...go build a crate for $5 and buy $95 worth of jerky locally and will have a better gift.

    Shawm
    Dec 27th 2017
    Tasted like heaven.

    Simply amazing. That's it, amazing.

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