The times, oh the times they are a changin’
And music now ain’t what it used to be
That sweet sound of old guitars a-twangin’
Replaced with robot sounds: boop-boop-beep-beep
Some call this the robot revolution
First music; then the cyborgs claim our souls
And while it sounds a far-fetched delu-u-sion,
Our only hope is playing rock n’ roll
So, play guitar, oh young and old
Resist the evil android overlords
Give this laser-etched guitar as a gift to those you love
The freedom of the world rests in its chords.
This guitar is electric and acoustic
Which means it makes loud sounds, and soft ones too
The simple, built-in tuner guides the music
So if it still sounds weird, well that’s on you.
We know learning a new skill can be concerning
Especially with humanity at stake
Clip a phone onto the neck for easy learning
And pick those six steel strings until they break
So, play guitar, oh brave and free
Those robo-tyrants will be vaporized
Their zeroes and ones, won’t enslave us after all…
Did we mention this guitar was personalized…
Did we mention this guitar was personalized!!!
In an awesome cardboard box (NOT A CRATE). Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!