WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN IT
SAY IT WITH LASERS.
Awesome Gifts With Free Personalization
We Pity Those Fools Drinking from Anonymous Vessels
Not you, not anymore. Dial in one of our signature Man Crates with a set of personalized pint glasses or complete whiskey lover's kit, and pour your beverage into a worthy chalice, emblazoned with your moniker, or at least with the words that your friends use to get your attention.
These awesome barware gift sets ship in a genuine Man Crate, a legitimate wooden crate shipped with a crowbar and designed to be so difficult to open that you'll never forget it. Know who remembers getting gift cards? Nobody. Know who remembers getting Man Crates? That's right. Everybody.
Let's talk about the science of personalized gifts. Unlike screen printed glasses, we'll use the power of lasers and science to cut your name into the surface of your heat-tempered glassware. Our personalization comes with Man Crates 100% high-five guarantee- your laser-etched message will be crisp and beautiful until your pint glass erodes back into sand millions of beers from now.
While we're talking about the future we should mention our personalized glasses are totally dishwasher safe. Why would you give someone a gift that committed them to a lifetime of manual labor?
Our turnaround time on all laser orders is one to two business days, but if you've got an executive order from the commissioner of the NFL, the president of the USA, or totally forgot that you were supposed to get personalized gifts for your groomsmen we can sometimes work miracle rush orders. Operators are standing by: 1-866-902-7260
If you need a quick, sweet or spicy way to send a personal message check out our full line of Jerkygrams. Because when you mean it you say it with lasers, but when you really mean it you can also say it with meat.
We say 'no' to ugly neckties, aftershave and executive trinkets. We don't save wrapping paper, we don't do ribbons.
We ship bragworthy gifts for guys. Gifts that you can't wait to arrive because you know the recipient will love opening them.
Gifts that people gather round at the office, people following the sounds of wood being torn from wood by the included, laser-engraved crowbar.
We are Man Crates, and we deliver awesome gifts for men.