I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.
I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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01/23/2015 David Zombie Survival Crate 5
Got the Zombie Crate for my son for his birthday. Surprised him with such a unique gift. Everything is well presented with a pry bar to open crate. The products are very good quality. Want one for myself!
01/21/2015 Danielle Zombie Survival Crate 5
This was a late christmas gift for my boyfriend, and literally couldn't have been any better. Not only did his whole family love it, but the package itself shipped in a day earlier than expected! I wasn't able to watch him wrestle for 20 minutes to open the box, but when I was able to see him, he was like a kid in a candy store showing me everything that came in it. End result, Mancrates: 01 Bad Gifts: 00 :)
01/14/2015 Veronica Zombie Survival Crate 5
I ordered this from our staff for our boss, he's an "old" Marine and I think I saw a grin out of his face! I know he loved it and it was pretty entertaining watching him open it...Thanks Man Crates!
12/31/2014 Dean Zombie Survival Crate 5
Got four of these for Christmas gifts. Now I know my best friends will be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. They all loved it. Best gift Ever.
12/31/2014 Jim Zombie Survival Crate 5
As in my earlier review, I'm quite impressed with the crate, and its contents, but have noticed that mine doesn't contain a first aid kit. I guess that's a small item to be missing, but I figured you folks would want to know.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
Hey there Jim,
So sorry to hear that your order came without a First Aid Kit!! We'll be happy to get one out to you ASAP, give us a holler before the zombies come at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise.
12/26/2014 maggie Zombie Survival Crate 5
I ordered this crate for my husband back in July and he just loved it. So, I ordered this crate for my son-in-law because he goes on a lot of back country outings. He thought it was the greatest thing. Highly recommend ManCrates for the man in your life. There is something for every kind of man.
12/26/2014 Dinah Zombie Survival Crate 5
I ordered this for a Christmas gift and it was perfect. They were fun to open and the contents were of good quality. Loved the machete and was a great quality
12/25/2014 Unknown Zombie Survival Crate 5
the zombie crate was a winner with my husband and the contents were of good quality. He was especially impressed with the knife.
12/25/2014 Jim Zombie Survival Crate 5
This was a gift from my wife, who is always concerned about how it's difficult to pick a gift for me.
Shoot, the satisfaction of getting into the crate for my reward (this one was WELL sealed. Good job!) almost eclipsed my joy over the contents.
A retail zombie kit could easily have come with cheapo novelty items, but I was very impressed with the Gerber machete and the overall quality of the contents. Great job, folks, and great gift, Jacquie!
12/24/2014 Violaine Zombie Survival Crate 4
Fun great gift for any guy
12/16/2014 Grissoms Zombie Survival Crate 5
I ordered this for a young man I just adore. I know he is going to love it. This is really great. It is boxed nicely and the presentation is awesome. So I purchased 3 crates.
12/13/2014 Katie Zombie Survival Crate 5
I bought one for my boyfriend for Christmas this year and wasn't at all disappointed. Delivery was fast and the look on his face was priceless. Will definitely order from mancrates.com again!
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