Gear for The Lone Survivor
I wouldn’t be breathing if I didn’t have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.
I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior—my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks’ definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
It’s obvious but I’ll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
A can of Spam will be substituted until a solution to this crisis is reached.
Keep evil at bay:
- Gator® Gator Machete Junior
- 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
- NOT A TOY
Essentials for the fight:
- Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.
Posted by Virginia Mulligan on 10/21/2013 ( Zombie Survival Crate 5 stars)
I gave it to my brother for his birthday, and he was thrilled. He feels that he is ready for zombie attacks now. He was upset that you no longer sent twinkies, because everyone knows they last forever.
I told a friend about it and she wanted to know if you had crates for girls. You know, girls that don't like all the frilly stuff.
I will be ordering more for birthdays and Christmas gifts.
Posted by Sean on 10/8/2013 ( Zombie Survival Crate 5 stars)
James gave me, simply put, the best customer service I've had in months. I used this item for a silent auction benefitting a charity. The item was one of the hottest items on the auction table - in fact, a bidder supassed all bids to buy it. It was hotter than, for example, a flat screen TV. The bidder was extremely happy about the item. I want to thank you all for your help and superior products. I'll never forget about this company and I'll always use you whenever I can
A gift worthy enough for a MAN
Posted by Morgan Suarez on 07/20/2013 ( Zombie Survival Crate 4 stars)
I cannot express my love for this company enough. Everything about you is enjoyable. Your website, attention to detail, creativity, and customer service above and beyond anything I've experienced. I purchased a mancrate for my husband's birthday. He is currently deployed with the IS Army in Guantanamo Bay. The gift was a joy for his entire unit. They all laughed and passed the machete around like it was a sacred artifact. The holy grail of all things sharp. I am a customer for life and can't tell enough people about how great you are!
Thank you so much.