Zombie Survival Crate

Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
  • Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
  • For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
  • First aid, survival guide and heavy-duty Gorilla Tape (what can't you do with duct tape).
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Gear for The Lone Survivor

I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.

Travel Light

Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.

I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.

Keep Moving

Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.

Get Educated

Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.

Spam

It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
    • 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
    • Gator-Grip
    • NOT A TOY

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 05/18/2015 Dean Farrell Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Unbelievable

      I ordered for my brother, I provided the wrong shipping info (my fault). Upon delivery I realized my error, contacted Man Crates. Not only did they track it down and get it delivered to the proper address, but offered to replace it if they couldnt correct my error, all for no additional charge! Customer for life!

    2. 04/26/2015 ChiverMc Zombie Survival Crate 5

      A memory that will never leave me.

      This was a Christmas gift last year (2014), the contents were amazing. But opening the box that morning was the funniest thing thats happened in a long time. This crate idea is amazing. And my cousin's had an extra layer of duct tape. Was truely amazing. I've recomended this to everyone and will be picking through for gift ideas for friends.

    3. 03/31/2015 Todd M Zombie Survival Crate 5

      40th Bday gift

      Rave reviews from the birthday Boy. It was the centerpiece of the party. Thank you!

    4. 03/24/2015 happy customer Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Fantastic Fun Gift!

      I surprised my boyfriend with this awesome Zombie Survive birthday gift. He LOVED IT! He had so much fun opening the gift and wondering what was in it. I highly recommend this product. Girls, you can't go wrong with this gift!

    5. 03/19/2015 Marsha Adkins Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Didn't Dissapoint!

      Bought this for my niece's husband for his birthday. He loved it so much, he took a picture of it and posted it on his social media page.

    6. 03/13/2015 april Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Missing

      git this for my hubby for Christmas, he loved it. It was missing first aid kit though.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      Hey there April,

      Sorry to hear about the missing first aid kit! If you happen to see this please give us a call at 866-902-7260 or shoot us an email at guys@mancrates.com and we'll make it right!

    7. 02/22/2015 Unknown Zombie Survival Crate 5

      awesome!

      Would definitely buy man crates again! Just watching him open the crate was worth it! Loved everything thank you!

    8. 02/21/2015 Suson Zombie Survival Crate 5

      SO AWESOME

      Got it for the boyfriend for Valentines Day. He loved it!

    9. 02/17/2015 JOANN Zombie Survival Crate 5

      ZOMBIE PREPARED KIT

      AWESOME !!!!! HUSBAND NEVER SAW THAT COMING..... AND TO BOOT MY SON IS JEALOUS.

    10. 02/17/2015 Unknown Zombie Survival Crate 5

      bringing joy to the hard to please: man crates

      Awesome, creative gift! Everyone gathered around for the opening-loved the contents!

    11. 02/12/2015 Luke Zombie Survival Crate 5

      From my Brother

      Arrived home from a tough day of work to a heavy package on my doorstep. I was befuddled as to what it was. Upon opening was an awesome note from my brother who bought this and sent it to me for my birthday. As an avid backpacker and well prepared person, I thought the gift and contents were awesome! Practical use stuff and an awesome way to give a gift. Get it for a best friend, relative, or anyone that needs a leg up in the post apocalypse.

    12. 02/12/2015 Tori Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Valentine's gift

      I never have any idea what to get my boyfriend. I was going to send him flowers as a joke until I saw this. If he really likes it, he might get the bigger kit for his birthday.

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