Zombie Survival Crate

Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
  • Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
  • For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
  • First aid, nourishment, and heavy-duty Gorilla Tape (what can't you do with duct tape).
  • A well-treated wound can be the difference between alive and undead. Treat yourself!
  • There's no such thing as over-prepared, but there is such thing as "compromised".
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Gear for The Lone Survivor

I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.

Travel Light

Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.

I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.

Keep Moving

Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.

Get Educated

Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.

Spam

It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
    • 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
    • Gator-Grip
    • NOT A TOY

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 12/29/2015 Virginia Zombie Survival Crate 1

      Horrible...

      When my husband opened the zombie survival crate, it did not have the 'Zombie Survival Guide' which it was suppose to have. Instead, it had some other manual that has nothing to do with zombies. So, my husband didn't get it (that it was a Zombie Survival Crate) because there was nothing else in the crate to indicate that that is what it was. Since we are Walking Dead fans, the whole point of me giving this gift was the zombie theme. I had to explain to him that it was a Zombie Crate. I paid extra for the quick shipping and it did not arrive on the day that it was suppose to. So it ended up being a late gift.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:
      Hey Virginia, sorry to hear that you received the incorrect book! Please give us a buzz at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise!

    2. 12/25/2015 Melissa Lakas Zombie Survival Crate 3

      Do not give to inept old men - just let the Zombies get them

      Well I have been waiting for over an hour to see the expression on my husbands face when he opened this. I am the Zombie fan and was so excited to find this for him however my joy and his is being greatly diminished by the difficulty he is having opening the crate. So far he has used the crow bar,a hammer, a screwdriver. A small handsaw and has taken a coffee break. I am just glad there are no breakable so included in this gift. It was indeed well packaged-too well.
      It did arrive very fast after being ordered and the presentation was terrific. I will update if he ever gets it open.
      Finally opened after an hour and a half, at least he is smiling ang chuckling. But he does not seem real impressed due to the difficulty and time it took him to open it. He said "it's cute" and a heck of a machete. He declined to give me a rating. Oh well I thought it was cute - now he has kindling for a fire and put in the camper. After all who knows what is lurking in the dark!!!
      I, however thought it was awesome, great idea for keeping the zombies at bay.

    3. 11/26/2015 Eric Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Great Xmas gift

      I gave this to my sister and her husband as an early Xmas gift since they're both big Walking Dead fans. After paying extra for the heavy duty ducttape wrapping, I can honestly say that every dollar was well spent. One of the best part of these gifts is the presentation- it's hysterical seeing them struggle with the crowbar. They loved it and I'll keep Man crates in mind for future gifts.

    4. 10/25/2015 Becky Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Fabulous Gift!

      For someone who is difficult to buy for, this was a total hit. He was impressed; especially since each item is something he will actually use. He laughed at the Survival Guide and said it will make for great reading in camp.

    5. 09/29/2015 Bill Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Birthday Pleaser!

      This was a "71 yrs young" birthday gift for my dad who has basically seen it all. Well, he missed one! He got a kick out of this crate and the can of SPAM was a big highlight. Took him back to the days of the nightly scheduled family dinners. Truly an awesome gift idea for those like me who were stumped

    6. 06/27/2015 Erin Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Killer crate!

      This was a gift for my dad for Father's Day. He looked like a kid on Christmas day when he opened it! He loved it and I loved it.

    7. 05/18/2015 Dean Farrell Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Unbelievable

      I ordered for my brother, I provided the wrong shipping info (my fault). Upon delivery I realized my error, contacted Man Crates. Not only did they track it down and get it delivered to the proper address, but offered to replace it if they couldnt correct my error, all for no additional charge! Customer for life!

    8. 04/26/2015 ChiverMc Zombie Survival Crate 5

      A memory that will never leave me.

      This was a Christmas gift last year (2014), the contents were amazing. But opening the box that morning was the funniest thing thats happened in a long time. This crate idea is amazing. And my cousin's had an extra layer of duct tape. Was truely amazing. I've recomended this to everyone and will be picking through for gift ideas for friends.

    9. 03/31/2015 Todd M Zombie Survival Crate 5

      40th Bday gift

      Rave reviews from the birthday Boy. It was the centerpiece of the party. Thank you!

    10. 03/24/2015 happy customer Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Fantastic Fun Gift!

      I surprised my boyfriend with this awesome Zombie Survive birthday gift. He LOVED IT! He had so much fun opening the gift and wondering what was in it. I highly recommend this product. Girls, you can't go wrong with this gift!

    11. 03/19/2015 Marsha Adkins Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Didn't Dissapoint!

      Bought this for my niece's husband for his birthday. He loved it so much, he took a picture of it and posted it on his social media page.

    12. 03/13/2015 april Zombie Survival Crate 5

      Missing

      git this for my hubby for Christmas, he loved it. It was missing first aid kit though.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      Hey there April,

      Sorry to hear about the missing first aid kit! If you happen to see this please give us a call at 866-902-7260 or shoot us an email at guys@mancrates.com and we'll make it right!

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