I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.
I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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12/16/2014 Grissoms Zombie Survival Crate 5
I ordered this for a young man I just adore. I know he is going to love it. This is really great. It is boxed nicely and the presentation is awesome. So I purchased 3 crates.
12/13/2014 Katie Zombie Survival Crate 5
I bought one for my boyfriend for Christmas this year and wasn't at all disappointed. Delivery was fast and the look on his face was priceless. Will definitely order from mancrates.com again!
12/10/2014 Dakota Zombie Survival Crate 5
We ordered this crate for the man that seems to have everything. He was like a little kid opening the duct taped box and even more excited about the crate itself. He even sent pictures to his friends and put the machete on his belt to show it off to our eight year old daughter who thought it was the best gift ever for her father. We will be ordering from this site again soon, more men in the family have asked for their own man crate!
12/3/2014 Michele Sweeney Zombie Survival Crate 5
I gave this crate as a gift to a "man's man" who is somewhat hard to buy for. This was an ideal gift because it's really funny yet surprisingly contains some useful items. In other words it's not just a crate of junk. You guys are freckin' awesome and my BF loved the gift! Very fun to give..
09/7/2014 Kim Zombie Survival Crate 5
He said it took him 20 mins to open it.
Must have fixed the packing real well.
09/5/2014 AwHush Zombie Survival Crate 5
Sent to a Buddy and he was stoked, loved it. Ready to battle anything coming his way!
08/15/2014 Sarah Calla Zombie Survival Crate 5
We had a power outage; we went outside and the package was on the porch. Coincidence, but, it made it even better. I purchased the upgrade of the duct tape. My husband first had to get the box open. He started laughing when he saw the crowbar for the crate. Than, he got a little nervous. He thought something might jump out at him. He opened the crate. There was a Zombie Survival Guide, machete, flashlight, SPAM, Gorilla Tape.... His only complaint... the flashlight had no batteries. He is a huge Walking Dead fan. He loves Zombie movies. It was perfect.
08/11/2014 Donna Zombie Survival Crate 5
My son said he loved it.
07/23/2014 Amber Droge Zombie Survival Crate 5
I didn't really know what to expect when I ordered this crate for my husband. Let me say, it exceeded my expectations! The shipping was so fast and when the package arrived (duct taped mind you!) we were both excited to see what was inside.
When you first tear in to the packaging (YES! pay extra for the duct taped box! It's well worth the entertainment!), you open to find a little crowbar and wooden crate in which you have to spend the next 5-10 minutes embarrassed and laughing to try and get this d$@% box opened!
Once open, the products are true to their word. I can't say enough great things about this gift! We will be using Man Crates for many years to come! Thank you to all!
07/1/2014 April Zombie Survival Crate 5
I have known about Man Crates for a while and was dying to actually buy one of these things for someone. Finally, on my brother's birthday I was able to send him one of the best gifts I've ever given him - and with a little unanticipated pay back.
He loved the crate. At first he didn't know what it was or how to open the crate as who ever packed it apparently (according to him) used an entire roll of duct tape to cover and seal the crate. I thought this was ingenious as he frequently does the same thing to me. Once he was able to cut away some of the tape he then had to pry it open with the crow bar. The gifts inside also pleased him very much. He especially loves the knife.
So, thank you Man Crates for taking the extra time and material that wasn't included in the packaging description to enact justified revenge on my brother.
06/27/2014 Kim Zombie Survival Crate 4
The gift itself is great! I watched him open it, and all the while he was asking what it was. I was kind of disappointed when he didn't have to use the provided crowbar, as the lid just came off. He said it was a great gift, he just wished that there was a baseball bat or cricket bat inside. Other than that, this is one of the best gifts I have ever been able to buy for my hard to buy for husband.
Man Crates Edit:
Hey Kim, glad to hear the crate was a success, bummer to hear that the crate arrived unsealed, definitely not how we usually send our crates!! If you happen to see this-, give our customer champions a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise.
06/20/2014 Sasaria Zombie Survival Crate 4
My Hubby loved his crate and the knife!! He immediately started taking pics of the box the items and sending it to people lol. He finally agrees with me that I am amazing! My only disappointment was our crate was not glued properly. There was a small gap all around the top of the crate so the lid did not fit and the glue did not seal it shut. my 5 year old removed the lid like nothing. Customer service was amazing and gave me a percentage back. They were so nice and willing to help in any way!
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