I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.
I don't go anywhere without my Gerber® Gator Machete Junior--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 10.75" high-carbon steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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03/31/2015 Todd M Zombie Survival Crate 5
Rave reviews from the birthday Boy. It was the centerpiece of the party. Thank you!
03/24/2015 happy customer Zombie Survival Crate 5
I surprised my boyfriend with this awesome Zombie Survive birthday gift. He LOVED IT! He had so much fun opening the gift and wondering what was in it. I highly recommend this product. Girls, you can't go wrong with this gift!
03/19/2015 Marsha Adkins Zombie Survival Crate 5
Bought this for my niece's husband for his birthday. He loved it so much, he took a picture of it and posted it on his social media page.
03/13/2015 april Zombie Survival Crate 5
git this for my hubby for Christmas, he loved it. It was missing first aid kit though.
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02/22/2015 Unknown Zombie Survival Crate 5
Would definitely buy man crates again! Just watching him open the crate was worth it! Loved everything thank you!
02/21/2015 Suson Zombie Survival Crate 5
Got it for the boyfriend for Valentines Day. He loved it!
02/17/2015 JOANN Zombie Survival Crate 5
AWESOME !!!!! HUSBAND NEVER SAW THAT COMING..... AND TO BOOT MY SON IS JEALOUS.
02/17/2015 Unknown Zombie Survival Crate 5
Awesome, creative gift! Everyone gathered around for the opening-loved the contents!
02/12/2015 Luke Zombie Survival Crate 5
Arrived home from a tough day of work to a heavy package on my doorstep. I was befuddled as to what it was. Upon opening was an awesome note from my brother who bought this and sent it to me for my birthday. As an avid backpacker and well prepared person, I thought the gift and contents were awesome! Practical use stuff and an awesome way to give a gift. Get it for a best friend, relative, or anyone that needs a leg up in the post apocalypse.
02/12/2015 Tori Zombie Survival Crate 5
I never have any idea what to get my boyfriend. I was going to send him flowers as a joke until I saw this. If he really likes it, he might get the bigger kit for his birthday.
02/10/2015 Kacy Zombie Survival Crate 5
I just placed an order for this to give my boyfriend for Valentines day and just by reading the reviews I cant wait until it comes in!
01/30/2015 Debbie Zombie Survival Crate 5
I purchased this for my son's 30th birthday. He thought it was such a cool gift. Everything is nice and he is keeping the crate for other things. I would recommend this to my friends. I will be sending more in the future.
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