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USE Pet Names

The best love notes and overheard office phone calls start with an embarassing pet name.
If 'Baby' is feeling a little stale, try out these modern monickers in apparent use today.

boobie (4 uses)
bunky
camelhumps
cellmate
ginger angel
gummybear (2)
gunner
jerkface
kissylips
lobster
loveslug
monster
nerdmuffin
old fart (3)
punkin (2)
schmlexiness
slothlove
sparky
suckabutt
tacklebox
tigerman
weezyness
wifey (21)
wifus (2)

 

Lay it all out

The 3 Most Popular Valentine’s notes don’t beat around the bush.
These women know what they like & what they want and and they put it out there.

Most Popular Notes

 

Find Inspiration

+2,878%

Increase in usage on Man Crates 'Suggested Gift Note' feature.
Corresponds perfectly with % increase in Pablo Neruda readership for the same period.

Suggest Note Stats 

...Or Be Original

Our guys in the warehouse couldn't help noticing these striking professions of love.
By the way, if sending gifts isn't this fun for you then you're not doing it right.

"I am so happy one night you decided to put pants on, get off the internet, and come meet me."
"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE."
"Since you're more than just a booty call."
"Happy Valentines Day. You better love this s***. I'll be waiting for my gift."
"I love you more than words or bacon could ever express."
"Valentine's Day is for pussies. This is from your woman."
"When you leave the office this evening go directly to the address below. The front desk will give you a room key..."
"We've got a love like a cockroach- a love that can survive the zombie apocalypse."
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the Starsky to my Hutch. The Marshawn Lynch to my Russel Wilson."

USE MEAT

The numbers prove the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Anecdotally, we hear that racy Snapchats work pretty well too.

50% of orders contained meat

Exotic JerkygramsMan Crates limited run of exotic jerkygrams sold out within 48 hours.
Eat all the things.

 

KEY Stats

You've made it this far, you must be wondering whether Ashley Olsen sent a Man Crate.

 Ashley

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