Sometime books make great gifts, like the driving manual for a Jaguar F-Type with accompanying vehicle. But most of the time, books gifts are boring and should be avoided.
If it’s a book you’re certain he wants, then maybe. But if it’s a book you just think he’ll like, there are cheaper ways to prop up a table. It’s a celebration, not a summer reading list.
We’ve concocted a brilliant ruse that plays on humanity’s widespread discomfort with the extremely longform written word. The Secret Stash Personalized Flask takes him from dustjacket disappointment to actual lived adventures with the simple turn of a page.
We’ve been told to judge a book not by its cover, but by the contents of its pages. Well, these pages conceal a personalized drinking vessel, so it’s basically an instant literary classic. Housed within the pages itself is a sleek 6 oz. stainless steel flask.
And we’ve penned our own literary masterpiece by lasering onto the matte black finish. The only thing about this gift he’ll have to read is his name.
Best of all, the book can be re-used as a “security-by-obscurity” safety-deposit book.
To up the outrage factor before the big reveal, we’ve created some phoney dust jackets that will raise far more questions than answers. Choose which of these three terrible books he’ll have to awkwardly pretend to enjoy receiving:
And if he has concerns about displaying any of these on his bookshelf, we’ve printed Plan B directly onto the spine of the book. He can remove the dust jacket and hide in plain sight the inconspicuous book, Biting Your Neighbor’s Horse: and other confusing euphemisms.
The Secret Stash Personalized Flask is an unforgettable gift of surprise and safekeeping.
In an awesome cardboard box (NOT A CRATE). Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!
02/19/2017 Carla Secret Stash Personalized Flask 5
This is the perfect gift and putting it in a book... even better. My wondered why I gave him a book until he opened it. This is truly a perfect gift for anyone?
12/24/2016 Carla Secret Stash Personalized Flask 5
This is a perfect gift. Putting in a book is such a nice touch. GREAT GREAT Quality from the the flask itself and the engraving to the book it comes in. I bought two for my co-workers and they loved it!