SO GOOD, YOU’LL SHIP YOURSELF!
The most impactful gifts are the ones given in person, but with the pricey costs of airfare and the “mystery scents” of bus travel, most long-distance gift-givers have resigned to just shipping their gifts. That all changes with Man Freights, a revolutionary shipping service from Man Crates.
Man Crates has always designed unique gift experiences to bring people together emotionally, and Man Freights is designed to bring people together physically. With Man Freights, you can now cheaply and comfortably ship yourself!
Sign up for Man Freights today!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Man Freights combines the cost effectiveness of ground shipping with the space efficiency of tiny homes to provide first-class comfort during your 2-3 business day delivery.
Simply select “Man Freights” as your delivery option when ordering your Man Crates gift, then find your way to our warehouse where you’ll be greeted with a warm smile, safety helmet, and glass of whiskey for the road. Once boarded up, you’re free to spend the next 48-72 hours as you please: meditation, cramped yoga, lonely karaoke, etc… until you’ve reached your destination. Talk about the ride of a lifetime!
BUILT FOR SAFETY
We subjected our live test dummies to the most bizarre perils imaginable to ensure safety in all transportation situations. From snowstorms to sharknados, every crate arrives intact.
DESIGNED FOR COMFORT
Every inch of this 16 sq ft cubi-condo was furnished for full swankiness and functionality. Fold down the dinner tray, thumb through the entertainment library, and make yourself at home!
SEALED FOR EXCITEMENT
Upon delivery, the recipient will experience a rush of bewilderment, frustration, sheer hopelessness, and redemption when he eventually pries open his crate and finds his surprise!
MEET BFFs: JOEY & JASON
Joey and Jason were inseparable in college, but when careers and family took them to opposite sides of the country, their time together grew few and far between.
“I really, really wanted to surprise him for his birthday…Man Freights made that possible.”
Jason jumped at the chance to surprise his best buddy by shipping himself to Joey’s doorstep in a Man Freight. And three days later, Joey couldn’t believe his eyes!
“Man Freights is definitely the best gift I’ve ever received. No one has ever done that for me.”