Piñata Nostalgia /pēnˈyädə näˈstaljə/ - the melancholy yearning in a grown man’s soul as he watches a child joyfully dismantle a piñata with the carefree abandon of youth.
Say what you want about little kids--that they don’t have jobs, pay rent, or possess adequate bladder control--but those tiny rugrats sure know how to cut loose. Every kids’ party we’ve ever crashed chaperoned has featured a piñata, the world’s universal symbol for fun.
Men of all ages and temperaments find piñata pulverization irresistible. You could dangle a piñata of sweets in front of a fasting Gandhi, and even he would give it a few non-violent pokes with his walking stick.
The Jerky Piñata lets any guy get his pummeling fix without ruining yet another neighborhood kid’s birthday party. Because the gift’s not a hit unless he can beat the fun out of it.
Sure, the desire to absolutely demolish a defenseless confetti figurine is childish and irrational, but that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable. In fact, it becomes even more satisfying when the reward for rough play is a downpour of beef bites.
Not only did we design a bull piñata with a hyper-punchable face, we secretly swapped out the sugary stuffing for a twenty-four piece fiesta mix of fine meat. The perfect swing will give way to a surprise flavor storm of jerky strips and meat sticks.
And to add more flash to the bash, we’ve included a wheel of fury to determine the weapon of choice. Head-to-head with a head butt? Nunchucks? Only the spinner can decide.
Give some olé to his special day and delight his inner child with a piñata stuffed for a man.
In an awesome cardboard box (NOT A CRATE). Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!
02/2/2017 Lindsey Devoy Jerky Piñata 5
I ordered this for my brother and fiance for Christmas. It was such a fun way to end gifts! We threw the paracord over the garage door rail and improvised for the "weapons" you can use to hit it. They had a blast taking turns swinging at it and it had plenty of jerky in it for them to split. Absolutely would buy it again.
01/26/2017 Amber Roberts Jerky Piñata 5
SO I sent this gift to my husband overseas who is serving in the military. He LOVED it!! He was the envy of his unit with this gift!! I have now been labeled the best wife with sending care packages thanks to this gift :) a huge hit!!
10/6/2016 Allison Jerky Piñata 4
We're using this to celebrate an old military friend's birthday. I'm a little disappointed that the spinner isn't exactly as shown. The "take a shot", "give a shot" sections on the spinner (which gave me a legitimate excuse to exclude the younglings of the group) have been removed and instead there's just a "lose a turn" section. I was looking forward to an adults only pinata, but it will still be fun I'm sure.
07/25/2016 Katy Jerky Piñata 5
I ordered this as a gift for my bro for Father's Day. It was delivered the Saturday before- just as planned. It was a huge hit with him and his kiddos! Such a great idea to add a little extra fun!
06/21/2016 Debi Jerky Piñata 5
Hubby got one for Fathers Day and it was the "hit" of the day!! And as a bonus--The jerkey is fantastic!!
06/4/2016 Lisa Jerky Piñata 5
I sent this to my son who is a junior in college. He and his roommate had a ton of fun head butting and hitting this silly piñata. He actually sent me videos and pictures - the most communication I have had from him in months ;-). Great gift. I would buy more things like this! I recommend it for anyone.