As children, Christmas morning was the glorious culmination of weeks and months of wish lists and toy store tantrums in pursuit of epic gifts. Some kids refused to sleep in solidarity with ‘No Sleep ‘til Christmas!” while others physically couldn’t with so much Santa anticipation pumping through their veins.
But over time, Christmas Eve insomnia subsided. Perhaps Santa lost his touch and became too predictable, but for whatever reason, the surprise and excitement of Christmas morning simply lost its luster.
The Man Crates Jerky Cane is a fresh twist on a Christmas classic, designed to deliciously restore and re-enchant Christmas morning for the kid in all of us.
The Man Crates Jerky Cane resembles a typical Christmas conveyor of chocolates and trinkets on the outside, setting expectations for a completely average adult Christmas morning.
But inside is a savory surprise of delicious meat treats that will make men of all ages feel like they’re barrelling down the stairs and shaking boxes on Christmas morning. The Jerky Cane features eight merry, marinated jerky bites from Honey Bourbon to Root Beer Habanero and will fill hearts and stomachs with excitement and satisfaction.
The Man Crates Jerky Cane stuffs stomachs and stockings and goes great with a crate for a never-boring Christmas morning.
In an awesome cardboard box (NOT A CRATE). Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!