Some have called love a many splendored thing, others a battlefield. We call it confusing.
It’s not that we don’t get romance; the thrill of being showered by sweet nothings and also actual swoon-inducing gifts and makes total sense. It’s just, we don’t get anything we find romantic. Truth be told, a tub of bubbles and a pocketful of fancy chocolates doesn’t really kickstart the ol’ emotion-maker.
But the tides of tender affection are turning, and the male heart can now be cut loose from where it’s been hanging high and dry all these years. The romanced man has a new champion in the Exotic Jerky Heart.
The Exotic Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor.
Spring the perfect romantic rouse with a sappy, heart-shaped box suggesting the tiresome chocolates of every year. But upon opening, his humdrum expectations and coarse, emotional exterior will be melted away by a passionate gesture of jerky.
There’s no sentiment words can convey that exotic jerkies can’t, but we’ll still print your blush-worthy message of tender affection inside the box--right next to ten knee-weakening flavors of tender exotic animal strips like Honey Bourbon Elk, Black Pepper Gator, and Root Beer Habanero Venison.
Put the “man” back in romance with a total heart-sweller that charms him in his most fluent language: savory, seasoned beef jerky!
In a super sappy, classic heart-shaped subterfuge of passion and flavor.
02/14/2017 Kendra Brooke Jones Exotic Meats Jerky Heart 5
I bough my husband this for Valentines day and had it delivered to his work. He was so worried that I was going to demasculate him with a box of candy or flowers. When he recieved the man crate he texted me this message: "That was the perfect gift honey I love you thank you very much!".
Man crates; 'nuff said.
02/14/2017 Eric Urrutia Exotic Meats Jerky Heart 5
I received this for Valentines Day from my lovely wife. This was the perfect treat! I could care less about chocolate! Jerky Baby!!! And delicious jerky at that!!!