Meaty Gifts for the Carnivorous Man
What’s the difference between man and nature’s greatest predators like the T-rex, the honey badger, the North American alligator? We make delicious jerky by drying and seasoning meat, and they make delicious jerky by being dried and seasoned (check out the exotic meats jerkygram).
It’s taken us millennia to make it to the top of the food chain, you're darn right we're going to sharpen our canines and enjoy the perks up here.
And there’s only one way a meat-gnawing madman like yourself wants his protein prey presented to him, and it’s not a wimpy plastic tupperware. You want a Man Crate, a wooden crate that must be pried open with a laser etched Man Crates crowbar. Because the fits of laughter, the huffs of frustration, the beads of sweat, and the red-faced grunts required to open the crate will only make the meat prize inside that much more savory.
Meat is the universal language. It's a well-documented fact of anthropology that lusty cavemen and women exchanged nuptial mammoth legs, and Greek historians are quick to point out the Trojan war started with a provocative exchange of beef-cattle.
Luckily we live in an age where you can make your meaty intentions known without DIY butchery or international conflict.
We say 'no' to ugly neckties, cologne samplers and executive trinkets. We don't save wrapping paper, we don't do ribbons.
We ship bragworthy gifts for guys. Gifts that you can't wait to arrive because you know the recipient will love opening them.
Gifts that people gather round at the office, people following the sounds of wood being torn from wood by the included, laser-engraved crowbar.
We are Man Crates, and we deliver awesome gifts for men.