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Zombie Suppression Crate

The Zombie Suppression Crate is an awesome gift for men
  • The Zombie Suppression Crate is an awesome gift for men
  • There's no such thing as over-prepared, but there is such thing as "compromised".
  • Made of forged steel, the Elk Ridge Machete and MTech Axe is the ultimate close range weapon. Throw if necessary.
  • A well-treated wound can be the difference between alive and undead. Treat yourself!
  • Spam and the Zombie Survival Guide
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The Fully Equipped Team

After 13 days with little to boost our spirits, the salvage team hit the jackpot. In a warehouse full of rotten food and useless electronics we found a crate full of exactly what we needed.

A Serious Arsenal

The defense crew immediately claimed the MTech USA Axe--while the knife wields a little close for my tastes, it can dispatch a walker in a pinch. The axe is an all-purpose wrecking tool. This is not a toy.

Crucial Provisions

The first aid kit was also badly needed, and the patrol team looked like kids on Christmas when they saw the roll of duct tape. Heck, they even scavenged the wood from crate itself to shore up the gaps in our fences. The survival guide went a long way toward rebuilding the team's morale and reassuring us that there are probably others out there, fighting to live in this post-apocalyptic world.

And needless to say, you can never have too much spam.

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Elk Ridge Machete
    • 12.9" 3mm stainless steel blade
    • Black double injection handle
    •  NOT A TOY 
  • MTech USA 11" Axe

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 09/5/2015 Dan Zombie Suppression Crate 4

      Best Gift Ever But was Unsealed

      I sent the Medium sized Zombie Crate to my nephew in another state. It arrived very quickly and we wanted to make him wait till his birthday (2 day) before he could open it, WITH US ON THE PHONE TO HEAR HIM TRY TO PRY IT OPEN - 1. The outer mailer box says man crate all over it, so he sorta knew how to look that up and see what he might be getting an d 2. (The Worst) - the crate was NOT SEALED, THE LID CAME OFF WHEN HE OPENED THE BOX, HE SAID LOOKED LIKE IT MAY HAVE BEEN GLUED DOWN. - NOW HAMMERED DOWN SO HE WOULD HAVE TO OPEN WITH A CROW BAR, WHICH WAS OUR EXCITEMENT TO LISTEN TO OVER THE PHONE. DUD -
      He did however rant and rave that it was the best gift EVER, and posted it on FB for all to see. HE said all the items were of good quality, and he is Military so guess he should know. He liked the crate itself to put his gear in, but would have liked to pried it open. It seems like someone in the warehouse getting lazy, and just ran a string of glue around it which did not stick. All & All it was a good item, a little pricey and shipping was high.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      Hey there Dan, sorry to hear your crate arrived open!! That is definitely not the experience we wanted your nephew to have! Give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise!

    2. 08/7/2015 Gabby Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Amazing~~

      My boyfriend was absolutely floored by this present and couldn't stop raving about it! I would recommend it in a heartbeat and will for sure buy from here again!!

    3. 07/3/2015 Lori Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      The "Grinning Man"

      Never have I seen a 43 yr. old man smile more or act like a school boy than when he opened this crate! He still comments on it days later!
      P.S. He loves Spam!

    4. 06/25/2015 Ashleigh Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Said to be 'Best Father's Day gift ever!'

      I moved to New York and sent this back to my dad in Ohio for Father's Day, as I'm on the phone with him and he is opening his crate (which sounded HILARIOUS I might add) all I can hear in the background is him yelling "COOL! OH MY GOSH! WOW SWEET! SPAM!" and it was the highlight of my day and his. Thanks to Mancrates for helping this newly New Yorker feel like she could really make her dad's day.

      P.S. I get texts frequently about him hacking things in the back yard 'practicing' for the apocalypse

    5. 06/2/2015 Milly Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Loved it!

      When I came across man crates the decision for what to get my husband for his birthday was made. The delivery went smoothly and they delivered the perfect gift. Thank you so much!

    6. 05/29/2015 Joyce Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Prepared

      I bought this for my husband for our 6th Anniversary, he loved it!! Been showing your website to anyone I know.

    7. 05/4/2015 Chiyo Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Mom-of-five

      Best anniversary present! He loved it!!! From the awesome crate to the cool stuff inside, I'm definitely buying him more crates down the road!!!

    8. 03/21/2015 Dodi Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Best Gift EVER!!!

      My wife is the best!!! She gave me a box for my birthday and said "Have fun". I opened the box and found a crate. At first I had a puzzled look but then went to opening it. This little crate gave me some trouble. I'm not as young as I used to be. You guys really sealed it up good. Anyway, once the crate was opened, I found totally cool zombie killing/survival stuff inside. This rocks!!!!

    9. 03/2/2015 Lisa Daro Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Ready for the Zombies

      The box came as ordered, except the lid was not nailed down. He did not have to use the pry bar, he just lifted the lid off after he cut through the duct tape. Everything was as described and he loved it.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      So sorry to hear the lid was an "easy off", this is definitely not what we intend when we're sending those off to you! If you happen to see this, give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right.

    10. 02/25/2015 Heather Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      LOVE IT!

      I got this for my boyfriend and he was soooo stoked! He said that everything was great quality and he loved opening the crate up. Thank you so much for such a great gift!

    11. 02/20/2015 Unknown Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Awesome!

      I bought this for my boyfriend for our anniversary. He loved it!

    12. 02/18/2015 Stephanie Zombie Suppression Crate 5

      Absolutly the best!!

      I had no idea what to get my boyfriend, he has everything and if he wants something he just goes and gets it. We are hooked on The Walking Dead and some other Zombie shows so I thought he might get a kick out of this. He loved it!!! I can't wait for an occasion to get him another crate!!
      The service and quality is second to none. Even the crate itself surpassed my expectations. You guys are awesome!

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