Will you crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and relish in the lamentations of their women? Or will you suffer defeat at the hands of the no-life 12 year old with nothing better to do, his pubescent taunts and giggles salting the fresh wounds of defeat?
We've assembled an arsenal of gaming gear that can make the difference between being the guy waiting to respawn and the guy reloading for the next kill. This crate helps you reach peak performance in three areas.
What do NFL offensive coordinators, Navy SEALS, and boy bands have in common? Killer headsets. The SkullCandy SLYR headset works with XBOX, Playstation, PC and mobile gaming systems. Whatever your team's objectives are you'll be both more stylish and effective with this set equipped.
Unless your day job invovles lace embroidery you probably have the fine motor skills of the cro-magnon man, and that's inconvenient when you're trying to snipe from the crow's nest on 10x zoom. The Kontrol Freek FPS Classic uses math and science to change the distance:angle ratio of your XBOX / Playstation analog control sticks to enhance your accuracy. Highly reviewed, devastatingly effective, and tournament legal.
Hair-trigger Reaction Times
Years of military research show that a healthy diet and lots of rest is the best way to keep reactions quick. If you're not up for inconvenient lifestyle changes - there's always caffeine. We've packed enough caffeine-laden food and drink into this crate to keep a shetland pony wired through a 22 hour dungeon raid.
Sometimes things don't go your way and you need to throw something at the chump staring back at you from the living room mirror. Crate includes one emergency foam stress grenade guaranteed not to explode.
Your fate is in your hands. Gear up and let'em have it.
Take your game to the next level.
Energy, caffeine, guarana and ginseng
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.