Since the Middle Ages, man has been forged in the fires of the grill. Nowadays, the words “medieval times” are more likely to conjure images of cheesy dinner theater than of Excalibur. But the quest for the Holy Grail of Hamburgers is still underway, and no knight should embark upon his quest without the necessary protection.
The Personalized Grill Apron Crate contains all the armor he needs to bestow grilling glory upon his name, which has also been conveniently emblazoned across his chest.
Of course, we stoke our flames with coals now, and not the bones of our enemies, but don’t be fooled. Gordon Ramsey is evidence things have grown only slightly less brutal, and he’ll need the correct equipment to emerge victorious as a Paladin of the Picnic.
We’ve included an entire armory of cookout essentials including tongs, a digital meat thermometer, and a 6” chef knife to pull dramatically from his apron pocket like a sword from the stone. All these tools fit perfectly in the apron and also serve as a helpful distraction if the sheer grandeur of his name becomes understandably overwhelming for onlookers.
He’s a Knight of the Family Reunion, and the Personalized Grill Apron Crate is the perfect way to seal his name, along with his steak, in the history books.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.