Do you ever find yourself salivating uncontrollably during nature documentaries? Do you lay awake wondering what koala bears taste like? So did we. The difference between us is that we did something about it.
We scoured the planet to find reputable purveyors of exotic meats, businessmen that understand the insatiable appetites of the invisible hand. Damn the NGOs and bleeding hearts- if you killed it, they will come.
We made a hit list of critters that we had to taste before we died, lest we roam the earth forever as the unsatisfied ghosts of failed apex predators. Savor the surprisingly tender flipper-jerky of leatherback sea turtles. Sample the savory dark meat of an endangered white rhino. Even Jacques Cousteau couldn't turn down our zesty-teriyaki humpback whale calf veal jerky.
Other flavors available in our limited-time supply:
Specific flavors available upon request.
It'd be great if our children could could enjoy these exotic flavors, but life is full of uncertainty. A few packs of jerky here and there aren't going to tip the future of the species one way or the other. Go ahead and indulge your inner predator- after all, this is a limited time offer.
6 Packs of the best Jerky
Over 1 pound of meat you've never tried before
Sampling such rare meats requires refined taste. Cleanse your palate between courses with these snacks.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bows, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.