Somewhere between Rush Hour 2 and Lethal Weapon XVII, Hollywood obviously figured out there’s a lot of success to be had by churning out buddy cop movies with a couple of attractive but humorously mismatched leads. It’s about time we followed suit.
Here’s our elevator pitch: Imagine a margarita. A by-the-book cocktail known mostly for relaxation by the beach. It’s a classy drink for sure, but what if we combine it with beer, a plucky upstart from the wrong side of the tracks? Hilarity and hijinks are sure to ensue.
Enter the Beer Margarita Crate. It includes two of everything, so he can enjoy this audaciously quirky pairing with his favorite unlikely companion. Coming soon to a party near you.
When you really think about it, drinking a beer margarita is basically double-fisting two drinks with one hand. When coupled with an upside down beer bottle, the margarita refills automatically. That means more time reclining and less time refilling.
Of course, any cocktail that efficient requires some serious glassware. These two heavy duty schooner glasses are sturdy enough to handle a beer bottle and deep enough to keep the refilling to an absolute minimum.
But Demi and Ashton proved that an outrageous pairing alone doesn’t guarantee success.You’ve got to start with quality ingredients. That’s why we’ve included Demitri’s Traditional Margarita Mix, a classic that feels comfortable behind every home bar.
Before the evening comes to a close, it’s a good idea to spice things up with some pomegranate pineapple lime salt on the rim, or maybe add a pinch of the “I Love Micheladas” mix. There are tons of combinations to ratchet up the action, and get excited for the sequel. Even if the sequel is a hangover cure the next morning.
Whether he’s looking for an opportunity to dig his toes in the sand, or an excuse to instigate some serious shenanigans, the Beer Margarita Crate is the perfect way to celebrate with an unwitting partner-in-crime.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.