In all the years mankind has waded through water, no man, woman, or child has ever been eaten alive by bass—and we intend to keep it that way.
Bass are devious creatures, scheming insidiously in their watery depths. We don’t know why they’re so hell-bent on consuming human flesh or how they’re melting the ice caps to sink our planet into their watery ambush. All we know is they’re up to no good.
While we would never stoop to their lowly level by feasting on them, we want them to know we could. With every catch and release, we whisper in their scaly little fish ears, “Go tell your friends there’s a new sheriff in town.”
We are the Bass Whisperers, humanity’s last line of defense against mass bass digestion.
Power and precision are useless against these murderous sea-beasts. You can only catch a bass with a swift angling of poetic justice. This lure set capitalizes on the insatiable gluttony and cowardice of these greedy sons o’ fishes by feigning helplessness, then executing a strong left jab with a sharp right hook.
The Pivot Frog tangoes sans-tangle in the top-water weeds, the Warpig emits a seductive Siren-song in the mid-range waters, and the Pitbull will skim scour the surface with the reckless fury of Liam Neeson if a largemouth bass had just kidnapped his daughter.
Nightcrawlers are usually easy-pickings due to their docile nature and lack of limbs, but give your worms the Schwarzenegger Treatment with a good, ol’ fashion worm blower, and those pumped up water pythons will be armed with irresistible allure and unyielding strength.
The bass whisperer is a lonely, thankless role, but a band of bottles always make for good spirits. The neoprene-insulated cooler ensures your drinks stay as cold as the blood coursing through your veins.
Eternal vigilance is the cost of liberty. Equip your vessel to record the growth of these water-breathing death bringers: a portable dial scale for science reasons and a good pair of needlenose pliers, because they don’t need to keep the hook to get the point.
Keep your loved ones safe and those savage bass at bay with the Bass Whisperer Crate.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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06/14/2017 Bassin Bruce Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Received this Bass Whisperer for Fathers Day from a wonderful and thoughtful daughter. Had some fun (and difficulty) getting the crate open but managed to do it with out any blood loss. Everything in it is useful for the fishing I do so good selection of contents. Checked out some of the other crates so will keep this site in mind for gift ideas. Crate can be resealed and re-gifted with your own choosing of contents to get some additional laughs to someone deserving of a prank.
02/13/2017 Lindsey Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Got this for Valentine's Day and it's been sitting by the front door for a week. I couldn't wait any longer and let him open it tonight after he had spent the day getting his boat ready for spring. He got a kick out of the witty card, laughed at the crate being glued shut, and was excited for each and every item he pulled out. "Can't go wrong with pliers and these aren't even rusty!" and "I've never blown a worm, but I'll give it a go!" were just a few of his excited statements. The Bass Whisperer was a hit and I can't wait to get him another crate when Father's Day rolls around. Thanks for making MY gift the one to top this year!
01/30/2017 Gayle S Watkins Bass Whisperer Crate 5
I bought my husband the Bass Whisperer Man Crate for our 22nd wedding anniversary. He enjoys fishing at a local reservoir in spring/summer. My thought was that he would be pleasantly intrigued by the duct taped cube-like delivery. Instead, he seemed annoyed to have to use a box cutter to cut open the shipping box. My thought was that he'd smile at this unusual crate labeled, "Man Crate," and laugh as he pryed it open with the crow bar, appreciating the manliness of it all. Instead, his reaction was miffed; like he thought it was stupid. When he pulled each item out of the crate, the look on his face was like, "what the heck is this and what the heck am I supposed to do with it?" He did not know what the worm blower was, so clearly I made a bad gift choice for him. When he saw my disappointment with his reaction, he thanked me for the crate and said the sunflower seeds tasted better than the David brand. If your guy is the ho-hum type - nothing phases him - hard to impress, don't buy a Man Crate, because he just won't "get it."
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12/28/2016 Michelle Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Ok, so I don't "get" my husband's interests at all. I can't imagine fishing or hunting for any period of time. That being said, I didn't "get" this crate, but the reviews were good, so I thought "what the heck"? and ordered it for Christmas. He loved it. I think it was the best present I've gotten him in 11 years. The crate top was glued on and he got it off easily, so I would recommend the duct tape. He thought that would have been hilarious. I don't know... for a chick, I didn't "get" it, but that's maybe what made it so cool to him. Happy husband!!
04/27/2016 Andrea Bass Whisperer Crate 5
I sent this to my husband at work just as a surprise and was shocked by how much he loved it, my only regret is that I didn't get to watch him try to open it! What I thought would just be a somewhat expensive "just because" gift (the male version of flowers at work) turned in to "By far the coolest thing I have ever gotten". Whoa :) Will be sending one again in the future.
03/7/2016 Nicki Bass Whisperer Crate 5
I ordered this for my dad's birthday, and he absolutely LOVED it! He couldn't stop saying how awesome it is, and kept bragging about it. He even loved the crate itself and the pry bar, and said he's taking the pry bar to work to use. I even got a text from him the next day saying it's the coolest gift he's ever received. Definitely a hit, and I would recommend this as a gift for anyone that is into fishing!
02/17/2016 ddd Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Rubber minnows! Metal hooks! This is the best.
12/29/2015 Deleana Adams Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Your Bass Whisperer Man Crate was delivered one day later than the expected delivery date due to a FED-EX 2015 Christmas backlog. However, it still arrived in time as they delivered on the Sunday morning prior to Christmas.
I purchased this gift crate for my 38 year-old son, a saltwater fisherman. A "Deep Sea Fishing" crate would have been more apropos, though the Bass crate with its "worm blower" created just as much laughter, fun and anticipation. I saved this gift for him to open last due to the passage of time and great challenge spent in opening the crate.
You folks are comically sadistic...not only do you provide the crowbar, but including a small metal hammer would have come in handy to initially help in breaching the joints of the crate as well!
I didn't opt for the duct tape gift wrap this time but it certainly would have added another element of crazy entertainment!
I won't ever hesitate to purchase another one of these great, and uniquely different gifts for any male who is hard to impress and entertain!
12/29/2015 Lindsey Bass Whisperer Crate 5
Got this for my husband for Christmas and he loved it. He is even keeping the crate! Thanks for a great gift idea!
12/26/2015 Lala Bass Whisperer Crate 2
I thought this was a great idea, but was disappointed to see what I got for $90.00. My hubby thought it was nice,but not worth what I spent.
11/13/2015 Gina Bass Whisperer Crate 5
I bought this for my boyfriend as an appreciation gift for helping me through a tough work schedule. He loved it! The fishing lures were unique, not something you find at a local store. Whoever put this package together is a genius.
10/23/2015 Karen Bass Whisperer Crate 5
I purchased this crate for my fathers 75th birthday. Unfortunately, I had the forces of the universe against me in the delivery process and it did not arrive on time. I have to say that without a doubt the customer service I received regarding the shipment was impeccable! James and Will you rock! My father received his crate and was thrilled! I will definitely order from this company again.
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