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Bass Whisperer Crate

Bass Whisperer Crate is an awesome gift for men
  • Bass Whisperer Crate is an awesome gift for men
  • Lures for sures
  • If you ain't blowin', you ain't tryin.
  • Weight is just a number...a very important number.
  • If the bass aren't biting, all the more reason to get those cold ones flowing.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Impending Doom Fish

In all the years mankind has waded through water, no man, woman, or child has ever been eaten alive by bass—and we intend to keep it that way.

Bass are devious creatures, scheming insidiously in their watery depths. We don’t know why they’re so hell-bent on consuming human flesh or how they’re melting the ice caps to sink our planet into their watery ambush. All we know is they’re up to no good.

While we would never stoop to their lowly level by feasting on them, we want them to know we could. With every catch and release, we whisper in their scaly little fish ears, “Go tell your friends there’s a new sheriff in town.”

We are the Bass Whisperers, humanity’s last line of defense against mass bass digestion.

Hook, Line, and Sucker

Power and precision are useless against these murderous sea-beasts. You can only catch a bass with a swift angling of poetic justice. This lure set capitalizes on the insatiable gluttony and cowardice of these greedy sons o’ fishes by feigning helplessness, then executing a strong left jab with a sharp right hook.

The Spin-R-Bait tangoes sans-tangle in the top-water weeds, the Warpig emits a seductive Siren-song in the mid-range waters, and the Pitbull will skim scour the surface with the reckless fury of Liam Neeson if a largemouth bass had just kidnapped his daughter.

Nightcrawlers are usually easy-pickings due to their docile nature and lack of limbs, but give your worms the Schwarzenegger Treatment with a good, ol’ fashion worm blower, and those pumped up water pythons will be armed with irresistible allure and unyielding strength.

Sentry of the Sea

The bass whisperer is a lonely, thankless role, but a band of bottles always make for good spirits. The neoprene-insulated cooler ensures your drinks stay as cold as the blood coursing through your veins.

Eternal vigilance is the cost of liberty. Equip your vessel to record the growth of these water-breathing death bringers: a portable dial scale for science reasons and a good pair of needlenose pliers, because they don’t need to keep the hook to get the point.

Keep your loved ones safe and those savage bass at bay with the Bass Whisperer Crate.

Bass Traps

  • Top-water weed Spin-R-Bait
  • Mid-range Warpig
  • Shallow-water Pitbull
  • Trusty Worm Blower

Scaly Supplies

  • 6-pack Neoprene Insulated Cooler
  • Portable Dial Scale
  • Needlenose Pliers
  • Sunflower Seeds

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 04/27/2016 Andrea Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      "By far the coolest thing I have ever gotten"

      I sent this to my husband at work just as a surprise and was shocked by how much he loved it, my only regret is that I didn't get to watch him try to open it! What I thought would just be a somewhat expensive "just because" gift (the male version of flowers at work) turned in to "By far the coolest thing I have ever gotten". Whoa :) Will be sending one again in the future.

    2. 03/7/2016 Nicki Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      "Coolest gift ever!"

      I ordered this for my dad's birthday, and he absolutely LOVED it! He couldn't stop saying how awesome it is, and kept bragging about it. He even loved the crate itself and the pry bar, and said he's taking the pry bar to work to use. I even got a text from him the next day saying it's the coolest gift he's ever received. Definitely a hit, and I would recommend this as a gift for anyone that is into fishing!



    3. 02/17/2016 ddd Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Best fish ever

      Rubber minnows! Metal hooks! This is the best.

    4. 12/29/2015 Deleana Adams Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Hillarious!

      Your Bass Whisperer Man Crate was delivered one day later than the expected delivery date due to a FED-EX 2015 Christmas backlog. However, it still arrived in time as they delivered on the Sunday morning prior to Christmas.
      I purchased this gift crate for my 38 year-old son, a saltwater fisherman. A "Deep Sea Fishing" crate would have been more apropos, though the Bass crate with its "worm blower" created just as much laughter, fun and anticipation. I saved this gift for him to open last due to the passage of time and great challenge spent in opening the crate.
      You folks are comically sadistic...not only do you provide the crowbar, but including a small metal hammer would have come in handy to initially help in breaching the joints of the crate as well!
      I didn't opt for the duct tape gift wrap this time but it certainly would have added another element of crazy entertainment!
      I won't ever hesitate to purchase another one of these great, and uniquely different gifts for any male who is hard to impress and entertain!

    5. 12/29/2015 Lindsey Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Perfect!

      Got this for my husband for Christmas and he loved it. He is even keeping the crate! Thanks for a great gift idea!

    6. 12/26/2015 Lala Bass Whisperer Crate 2

      Over priced

      I thought this was a great idea, but was disappointed to see what I got for $90.00. My hubby thought it was nice,but not worth what I spent.

    7. 11/13/2015 Gina Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Best gifts ever for men with who have everything

      I bought this for my boyfriend as an appreciation gift for helping me through a tough work schedule. He loved it! The fishing lures were unique, not something you find at a local store. Whoever put this package together is a genius.

    8. 10/23/2015 Karen Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Loved it!!!

      I purchased this crate for my fathers 75th birthday. Unfortunately, I had the forces of the universe against me in the delivery process and it did not arrive on time. I have to say that without a doubt the customer service I received regarding the shipment was impeccable! James and Will you rock! My father received his crate and was thrilled! I will definitely order from this company again.

    9. 10/20/2015 Kimberly Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Big Hit!

      We all chipped in to purchase this gift as a Boss's Day gift for our boss. It was great watching him try to open the crate! Everything was just as expected. Everyone wanted to know where we got it. I will definitely being going to Mancrates.com for all my gifts going forward!

    10. 09/26/2015 Unknown Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      Absolutely LOVED IT!! I will be buying another one!!!

    11. 09/17/2015 Kayla Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Amazing

      This crate is filled with great stuff. My boyfriend really enjoyed opening it up and loved everything inside. Will deff be buying from mancrates again

    12. 08/10/2015 Valerie Nieto Bass Whisperer Crate 5

      Perfect gift!!

      I purchased this gift as a father's day gift for my daughter's Godfather who's the ultimate fisherman. His words exactly "Best gift I've ever received"...I believe it's safe to say this was a huge hit! He loved taking a hammer to the crate as well. I'll definitely be ordering more crates!

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