The Best Gifts for Men in the World

We stuff our crates with snacks, gadgets, gear and video games. Then we seal them up tight and ship them with a crowbar. Have you ever opened a present with a crowbar? It's pretty awesome. So awesome that all our crates come with a high-five guarantee.

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Your personalized message is cut into the surface of your heat-tempered glassware using the powers of science and lasers, ensuring it will be crisp and beautiful until your pint glass erodes back into sand millions of beers from now.
Personalized Barware
"Love" can be a hard word for men to say, unless the next word is "Bacon".
The Bacon Crate
The Exotic Meats Man Crate will earn you the right to be called a man on three different continents.
Exotic Meats Crate
The Mysteries of the East Crate. Enjoy with courage and bravery.
Mysteries of the East Crate
Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
Retro Gamer Crate
It's a three-hit combo- a brass knuckle meat tenderizer to soften up the meat, the hickory smoker box for extra deep flavor penetration, and pro-style thermometers to pull the steaks off at exactly the right moment.
Grill Master Crate
The NFL Barware Crate, snacks for the football maniacs.
NFL Barware Crate
All you need to succeed in the Wild.
Outdoor Survival Crate
This masterpiece ships in a genuine, decommissioned NATO .30 Caliber ammo case. Watertight, nearly indestructible, and totally badass.
Premium Jerky Ammo Can
Check out the heavy bottom on that personalized 9 oz. whiskey rocks glass.
Personalized Whiskey Crate
Aristotle would have left out the “moderation” half of “everything in moderation” if he’d tasted the Cow-pocalypse Crate.
Cow-pocalypse Crate
No cigar finer than one pulled from the Premium Cigar Humidor.
Premium Cigar Humidor
All of the survival essentials, packed inside a waterproof, indestructible NATO-spec ammunition can.
Outdoor Survival Ammo Can
Anyone can bring home the bacon, but making the bacon at home? Now, that's a true baconologist.
Baconology Kit
The Micro-Brewed Kit, brew small batches with big dreams!
Micro Brewed Kit (1 gal)
The Home Brewed Kit is perfect for those who've always dreamed of either making beer at home or living in a brewery.
Home Brewed Kit (5 gal)
The Whiskey Connoisseur Crate was just a couple proofs away from being named The Whiskey Sean Connerysseur Crate.
Whiskey Connoisseur Crate
From shaping to staining, you'll have a hand in every groove and grain of your pipe.
Pipe Carving Kit
A people free to choose will always choose the Morning Glory Man Crate.
Morning Glory Crate
Coffee gear for the caffeine fiend.
Caffeine Fiend Crate
It's the UN Convention of tasty animal parts.
Exotic Meats Jerkygram
The most stylish gear you'll ever keep in your bathroom.
The Clean Shave Crate
The Hickory Grilling Man Crate  - packed with good stuff for the true grilling aficionado.
Hickory Grilling Crate
Cooperstown Hall of Foam.
Legends of Baseball Crate
Wait.  I'm afraid what you heard was "Send me a lot of meat."  What I said was "Send me all the meat that you have."
Slaughterhouse Crate
The Personalized Oktoberfest Stein is your passport to the greatest state of mind: Oktober.
Personalized Oktoberfest Stein
Step aside, Beyonce and Jay-Z, there’s a new power couple in town that’s got us even more drunk in love.
Booze-Infused Jerkygram
Tender, hand-cut strips of steak marinated in a devilish cocktail of habaneros, chipotle peppers, jalapenos and a wicked blend of fiery spices.
Spicy Jerkygram
Jeff's curing process produces a crispy, moist, succulent bacon strip that retains all its bacon flavor and texture for months, making it the ultimate, portable man-snack.
Bacon Jerkygram
Tender, hand-cut slices of premium steak painstakingly marinated in a top-secret blend of soy, ginger, honey, brown sugar, sea salt and other exotic spices.
Teriyaki Jerkygram
The Everest Grill Crate is bringing the sizzle to the ultimate gourmet block party.
Everest Grill Crate
Now that the Sriracha Crate exists, if you're still complaining about the taste of food, the food may not be the problem.
The Sriracha Crate
Some toys for your dog to sink his teeth into...the mailman will appreciate it.
Junkyard Dog Crate
Did You Know: George Srirachington was our country's First Commander in Beef of the Condimental Army.
Mount Rubsmore
Gather the block around for a modern day Celebration of the Hunt with the Pit Master Crate.
Pit Master Crate
It's been called the Sultan of Spice, the Sire of Fire, and the Emperor of Indigestion, but you'll probably just call it a bunch of nasty swear words.
Premium Hot & Spicy Crate
We've engineered our wooden crates to include that authentic broken bat crack sound when pried open!
MLB Barware Crate
Enjoying these snacks and sauces are akin to tongue-lapping the flames of Hades.
Hot and Spicy Crate
We’ve partnered with the veterans at LockNLoad Java- battle hardended guys that wage full scale war on sluggish Monday mornings, post-lunch food comas, and every other droopy-eyed productivity gap that threatens the success of your mission.
Coffee Ammo Can
We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.
The Golfer's Crate
A full 300 chip poker set and two custom decks, all comfortably nestled in an authentic .30 M19A1 ammo case.
Ammo Can Poker Set
With this crate, you and your buddies can relive all your most outrageous college moments without creepily re-enrolling as undergrads.
College Barware Crate
It's so nice out today, why don't you take your game outside?
Super Retro Gamer Crate
If you hunt bass with the self-destructive obsession of Captain Ahab with a speed boat, then you may have just found your white whale.
Bass Whisperer Crate
Just when you thought burgers couldn't get any more American, the Grilled & Stuffed Crate shatters your tiny world.
Grilled and Stuffed Crate
For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
Zombie Annihilation Crate
Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
Zombie Survival Crate
Made of forged steel, the Gerber® Gator Combo Axe features Gerber's signature Gator grip and includes an additional knife in the handle. The ultimate close range weapon. Throw if necessary.
Zombie Suppression Crate
Pro-tip: Display a Rubik's cube on your desk and people assume you can solve it. One man's frustrating waste of time is another man's brilliant career move.
Old School Crate
Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.
New Dad Tactical Bag
This is how we ball!
The High Roller
This lithium-ion powerhouse can hold a charge for up to 6 months. Va va va voom!
Road Warrior Crate